no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

awwww-cute:

My curious kitty Koko

I like me with the sunglasses better

donnie-darkno:

keznire:

what is that app that makes those cute people from selfies

faceq??

YEa ok I found it and I made a bunch

what is that app that makes those cute people from selfies

"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."

Vintage Coke cans, 1980s

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl