pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

when i saw arctic monkeys i got to the venue 5 hours early but no one was there yet so i walked around a bit and i saw alex eating a croissant
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ihatealexturner:

What a wild story.

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

ask-koki-kariya:

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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my word of the day is spoopy

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

helloivewaitedhereforyou:

I don’t want to talk about it

red-lipstick:

Fulati Tayierjiang (b. China, resides Paris, France) - Snapshots Paris, 2013     Paintings: Oil on Canvas  

flowerbombed:

I’ve spent dozens of minutes preening and waxing my eyebrow hairs. They’ve reached the pinnacle of perfection. And I’ll be damned if you don’t look at them. 

Check out my friend’s Etsy store if you know wuz good.