fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
frigga-the-warrior-queen I had a dream where you, me, and Chloe missed the bus and so your dad drove us in a monster truck, but he was like AYOO we have to stop for some milk. he bought us like 18 gallons of milk for school then he dropped us off at the train station (??) to get to school and after we got off the train a guy started to ask a girl to prom by singing Wonderwall, but we were like “We have to refrigerate these dozens of gallons of milk ASAP!” so we had to leave and ruin his song and we were so late for class I woke up sweating
someone reblog the post where the second person is like “yeah but how many chains, I yell from the back of the room. ur girl is on my arm and you’re gay” PLEASE IM DESPERATE
"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I’m doing a little giveaway and its all about the ladies!
I’ll be giving away
- a t-shirt in your choice of Crush the Patriarchy, Cats Against Cat Calls or Riots Not Diets print (all of which go up to at least a size 2xl)
- your choice of five buttons from Modern Girl Blitz
- your choice of jewellery from AddieLeDawn
- friendship bracelet made in the colours of your choice made by yours truly
- "kandi bracelets" or whatever the fuck you want to call them with whatever colour scheme and words you want
- and best of all CANDYYY. who doesnt love candy, cmon.
And now the fun part, the RULES.
- you don’t have to follow me but if you are, then you’ll get something extra
- only reblogs count and you may reblog as many times as you want but please be mindful of your followers
- obviously giveaway blogs dont count (do ppl even need to say this anymore??)
The winner will be randomly selected on April 30th and I’m willing to ship worldwide. I think that’s it. Have fun and crush the patriarchy!!
Neither can we, my badass friend. Neither can we.
duckling exploring a lily pad